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Today, the NYSC released call-up letters, and across the country, thousands of fresh graduates are packing their boxes, triple-checking their kits, and praying they don’t end up in far-flung camps with poor network and worse food. The NYSC orientation camp is a once-in-a-lifetime experience—chaotic, hilarious, stressful, and strangely unforgettable. And while the activities and facilities vary from state to state, one thing remains constant: the characters you’ll encounter.
Here are five types of people you’re almost guaranteed to meet during your three-week stay—and how to survive them.
1. The Born-Again Drill Sergeant
Catchphrase: “Let us pray… for strength during Man-O-War.”
This person arrived at camp with a Bible in one hand and righteous fire in the other. They will wake you up with praise and worship at 4:30 a.m. before the bugle even blows. They often double as unofficial moral police, side-eying anyone who dares wear shorts “above the knees.” Expect midnight prayer sessions, unsolicited sermons, and invites to three different fellowships.
How to Survive: Be polite but firm. If you’re not interested in joining their early morning worship squad or giving your life to Christ for the sixth time this week, just say so respectfully. You’ll earn their peace (and maybe a blessing).
2. The Social Butterfly (a.k.a. Camp Influencer)
Catchphrase: “Follow me on TikTok! I’m going live during SAED.”
Always dressed to kill—even in the all-white camp uniform—this person knows everyone, gets invited to every event, and somehow has a fully charged phone despite PHCN’s mood swings. They’ll be dancing in the middle of the parade ground, organizing mini photo shoots, or creating “NYSC survival hacks” content before you even know what platoon you’re in.
How to Survive: Befriend them for the plug on camp gist, cool kids’ events, and the best places to charge your phone. Just don’t get swept up in their drama or you’ll become part of the entertainment.
3. The Hustler
Catchphrase: “Guy, you go chop? I dey sell jollof and zobo.”
This person came to camp not just to serve Nigeria, but to make money while doing it. They’re running five businesses out of their hostel—selling everything from phone chargers and camp kits to chin-chin and sneakers. By the end of camp, they’re richer than some Local Government Inspectors.
How to Survive: Respect the hustle. If you need anything (and you will forget something important), the Hustler has it. Just be sure to price well and don’t owe them. Hustlers remember everything.
4. The Lover Boy/Girl
Catchphrase: “Where you dey? I wan see your face before lights out.”
In just one week, they’ve “fallen deeply.” They’ll write love notes during lectures, volunteer for the same platoon as their “camp bae,” and cry when they’re posted to different PPA locations. They believe in love at first sight (or after one sachet of Pure Bliss and a walk around the parade ground).
How to Survive: Smile and mind your business. Camp romances are intense but usually short-lived. If they start dragging you into couple fights or third-wheeling situations, remind them that you came to serve, not to play Cupid.
5. The Ghost (a.k.a. Mysterious Disappearer)
Catchphrase: “I swear, I was at the parade ground. You no see me?”
This person somehow avoids morning drills, skips lectures, and is never seen doing manual labor. They’re always “somewhere,” yet no one can really say where. You’ll start to wonder if they’re even in your platoon. Rumor has it they have “connect” with camp officials or know the backdoor exits.
How to Survive: Don’t snitch—just observe. You might even learn a few tricks. But remember, some absences can get you in trouble during attendance. Don’t copy and paste their invisibility lifestyle unless you’re ready to risk extra wahala.
Final Tips for Surviving Camp:
- Hydrate constantly. Nigerian sun is not your friend.
- Pack smart. Don’t overpack, but don’t forget essentials like power banks, slippers, and Dettol.
- Make friends. You’ll need your “camp people” for sanity and support.
- Pick your battles. Not every drama deserves a reaction.
- Enjoy the chaos. Camp is stressful, but it’s also full of memories you’ll laugh about for years.
As you prepare to enter the NYSC camp phase, remember: it’s a temporary madness. Embrace it with a sense of humor, and you just might come out with stories worth telling—and a few lifelong friendships too.
Good luck, Prospective Corps Member! 🧢🪖
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